2 hours ago on 04.24.14   ★ 84178 cash  via / org
a-vinlander-skald-and-bearsark:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Right. The archer in the tree just shot himself in the foot. With a Longbow. He is now pinned to the tree with a clothyard shaft. Oh look. You’re all next."
5 hours ago on 04.23.14   ★ 36594 cash  via / org
podiumtoast:

fanofpizzaandthedoctor:

head on over to http://awkwardzombie.com/ to find the website of your DREAMS

FLAWLESS
1 day ago on 04.22.14   ★ 12822 cash  via / org

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

1 day ago on 04.22.14   ★ 103088 cash  via / org

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

stop

1 day ago on 04.22.14   ★ 128380 cash  via / org
nicholael:

matching sneakers with your girlfriend = very romantic
2 days ago on 04.21.14   ★ 1319 cash  via / org
johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE
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