yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
oh right i wanted to tell you about this one time in english class a guy said “fuck off” to another guy, and my teacher scolded him with the words “don’t say that, it’s nigger language!”
and when the whole class gathered our courage and confronted her about it, telling her how offensive it was, she just threatened to drop us all a grade if we didn’t “let her do her own job and stopped bothering her”.
bottom line is that i find it incredibly gross how much authority adults have over “kids” and their complete lack of willingness to listen to anyone under the age of 25
i tag a LOT of things with “the bae” but tbh chuck over there is my real bae
operation fuck the moon