"Don’t worry, Bunny. I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse."
Photo by ©Ollie Meowir
i just asked my mom if we have a home security system and she just said “nope, but we got these” and started flexing her arms
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i think i’ve found my favorite christmas photo of all time
reblogging this again so more people can gaze upon its beauty
wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered
murder on the mind